Saturday, March 31, 2012

hmm?


Look carefully, what do you think?

mother of all gwad!

what's yours?

Welcome to the Troll Zoo


Please do not feed the trolls

ANYBODY, EVERYBODY, SOMEBODY, NOBODY

IT'S NOT MY JOB


This is a story about 4 people named ANYBODY, EVERYBODY, SOMEBODY AND NOBODY. There was an important job to be one and EVERYBODY was sure that SOMEBODY would do it. ANYBODY could have done it, but NOBODY did it. SOMEBODY got angry about that, because it was EVERYBODY's job. EVERYBODY thought ANYBODY could do it, but NOBODY realized that EVERYBODY wouldn't do it. It ended up that EVERYBODY blamed SOMEBODY when NOBODY did what ANYBODY could have done!

anything for my crush


I can hold in a fart...

The Transporter Little Red Riding Hood Version


Taxi!



Thailand, Hatyai bomb attacked 31/3/2012


Lee Garden Plaza Hotel

今天下午大马时间2时20分(泰国时间1时20分左右),在合艾(Hatyai)市著名蠡园酒店购物广场(LEE GARDEN),突然发生爆炸,多人受伤!

事发时,传出震撼的连串爆炸声,吓得周遭市民、游客惊慌逃跑,现场更可见滚滚的浓烟,尖叫声四起。据知,现场有人受伤,不过暂未确定是否有人死亡!

在合艾第三街的蠡园酒店,是当地商业中心点,事发时人潮盛旺时刻,适逢周末不少大马人涌入合艾,同时加上泼水节将近,令当地人恐慌怀疑激进份子进行恐袭,置放爆炸物制造恐慌。据知,爆炸地点是在购物广场引发!


drink drank drunk

meanwhile, at the red carpet...

what does higher education means to you?

Friday, March 30, 2012

True Story: New Seat Belt design that prevents car accidents!


True Story

Thursday, March 29, 2012

不入虎穴,焉得虎子

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Guess what's her job?


No money to buy clothes?

Mr Bean's daughter!!!


what doesn't kill me, makes me smaller: says Mario

The new Minesweeper game. Press here to download:

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

DJ Omni in the house


Ladies night, Dota Rave Party

baby zombie.


where is my brain!

Justin Bieber holding gun


Nike says just do it...

Indefinitely is my wife! 300 this is sparta


Monday, March 26, 2012

inflation is killing my food. breakfast. lunch. dinner. supper.


True Story

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Sunday, March 25, 2012

Poor Grandma. Fcuk Auto Correct.


ANGRY GRAN!

malam malam aku sendiri


Malam-malam aku sendiri
Tanpa cintamu lagi
Hanya datu keyakinanku
Bintangkan bersinar
Menerpa hidupku
Bahagiakan datang oohh...oohh

Saturday, March 24, 2012

The new yogurt drink!


as good as you can see it!

Rove Beetle: increasingly common in Malaysia. Facts:


Rove Beetle

Class : Insecta
Order : Coleoptera
Family : Staphylinidae
Species : Paederus fuscipes Curtis
Semut Semai, Semut Kayap, Charlie etc.
Estimated 47,000 


The Rove beetle that is increasingly common in Malaysia. Their bodies contain the toxin paederin (hence Paederous dermatitis) that causes burns on human skin whenever they are crushed. Interestingly the beetles were used to burn off warts in the past. It starts off with some erythema/redness and then with patches of ulceration where the beetle has been crushed. These are some pictures I have collected over the past year in my practice. The rove beetles are surprisingly small and very easy to miss. Normally they fly into your house via the windows as they are attracted to light at night. They can fly up apartment blocks and are common if you live near a hill or jungle. 

The Rove Beetle is less than 1 cm long. The body is dark orange and the tip of the abdomen, the upper abdomen and the head are black. The upper middle iridescent greenish region of the abdomen are the hard wings (elytra). A pair of transparent wings are neatly folded and hidden under the hard wings. During daytime, the beetle will be seen crawling around swiftly with hidden wings resembling ants. When disturbed it raises the abdomen in a threatening gesture like a scorpion and can fly away. It can also run on water swiftly!

The beetle has been observed in the paddy fields (since 1919), school fields - within the grass etc. It is carnivorous and eats smaller insects. Thus it plays an important role as a biological control of ‘paddy pests’. During heavy rains/ floods, the beetle may migrate to drier areas. 

The haemolymph in the beetle’s entire body (except the wings) contains the most poisonous animal contact toxin in the world called ‘pederin’ (C24 H43 O9 N) named in 1953. It is 12 times more poisonous than cobra venom ! Dried and stored rove beetle for 8 years still retained it’s toxicity ! Contact collision with the beetle while travelling or sleeping, crushing it on the body orsmearing with soiled fingers can cause conjunctivitis and severe dermatitis known as dermatitis linearis, paederus (rove beetle /staphylinidae) dermatitis, whiplash dermatitis etc. In September 2002 an epidemic of dermatitis linearis caused by rove beetles affected thousands of high rise flat dwellers and dormitory students in Penang, Malaysia. 

Since the beetle is attracted to lights at night, switch off or minimise the lighting and close doors/ windows during the beetle epidemic. Use fine mosquito netting, aerosol insect spray, glue traps etc. Do not sit near lights, do not smash the beetle on the body, just blow it away ! If there is contact with the beetle, immediately wash the affected area with soap and water. Those who suffer severe skin reactions should seek medical attention.

The Seberang Perai Municipal Council (HQ in Bukit Mertajam, Penang) is the only local council in Malaysia which has provided info. on Rove Beetles to the public. Through our data of reported cases, we have determined July to October as the most active months with September showing the highest incidence each year.

Often whole apartments or housing areas near the hills or forests are filled with these insects at night. Since it is so small, often they are missed and the following day the typical erythematous rash appears. On the second day, pale ulcers appear in the center of the erythematous base where the most contact with the pederin toxin has occured. A burning sensation is present at first then becoming an itchy rash. Most of the time the shallow lesions do not leave a scar, however the deeper ulcers may form a scar if it involves the dermis.

As mentioned before, treatment is firstly the correct diagnosis and assurance that this is not herpes zoster due to it's bizarre distribution.

Secondly prevention of further lesions by checking the sleeping areas for more of these insects and closing the windows in the evening.

Thirdly a mild antiseptic wash like diluted potassium pemanganate (Kmn04) wash, followed by a mild antiseptic plus weak steroid cream is sufficient in most cases. In more serious cases as involvement of the eyes or mucous membranes, or superimposed infection, you should seek medical treatment.

Lastly it is useful to keep the lesions away from direct sunlight as it may lead to post inflammatory pigmentation ie. a dark scar. 

source: http://docfiles.blogspot.com/2007/06/paederousrove-beetle-dermatitis.html

Paul's Mother in-law

Mr. Bean's love story

Definition of The Splats

Thursday, March 22, 2012

太太的初夜 (18+)


有一對新婚小夫妻,在初夜裡,新娘子對老公講:「老公仔,你知啦,我仲係處女
,對o既o野都唔係好識,不如你講解俾我聽,好唔好?」


「老婆仔,梗係得啦…不如咁,我叫你o既私處做『監房』,我o既私處就叫做『囚犯』,做愛即係張個囚犯放入監房裡面。」

講完後佢o地就開始第一次洞房。做完後,老公躺在床上,滿足地在微笑。
無幾耐,老婆輕輕推推佢o既枕邊人:「老公仔,個囚犯走甩o左喎!」
「咁樣啊,等我捉o番佢入佢先!」

之後佢o地做第二次,做完後,老公走o左去拿事後煙食。
支煙食o左無幾啖…佢老婆可能初嘗禁果,好享受做愛o既滋味,笑淫淫咁對老公講:「老公仔,個囚犯又走甩o左呀!」


個老公腳軟軟走回床上,試著努力咁去再一次滿足佢老婆仔,祇可惜有心無力,搞左好耐都唔係好掂,麻麻地咁完成o左第三次,已經成個人散晒,死得咁樣。

完事後馬上抱頭睡。點知佢個老婆仔又輕輕咁推佢:「老公仔,個囚犯又再一次走甩o左」

老公擰轉頭,大叫:-------------

「大佬呀,佢又唔係終身監禁!」


Double Rainbows on 9GAG.com

Meetings can lower your IQ


Should we have a meeting to discuss bout this?

mind fcuk. see it clearly

Gamera Zaratan

How to use an elevator without stopping


And you'll be Trapped. Like a boss.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

stupid question

ROFLMAOYSST

Gundalf and the apple

I love summer l 我愛夏天